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Bad Wolf Dad Jokes

Bad Wolf Dad Jokes
Posted 2021-05-25 10:50:20 (edited)

Gimme your worst wolf dad jokes! Ones that make me or other's cackle will be featured here on this first post.

"I just lost to a Charged Lunar Eagle and got Influenza!

I guess it was illeagle."

"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the fresh prints

*BA DUM TISS*"


I'll start:


What do you get when you cross an apple with a pigeon? Some really good apple pige 


💜Scouting for Booty💜
#1810

Posted 2021-05-25 10:52:05

why cant you trust an egg? because they always crack :D


AuroraTheGoof
#9975

Posted 2021-05-25 11:19:23

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

Jetstream
#40603

Posted 2021-05-25 11:20:24

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.


avery
#39666

Posted 2021-05-25 11:21:18

i already love this thread

im afraid for the calander... its days are numbered


AuroraTheGoof
#9975

Posted 2021-05-25 17:20:33 (edited)

Why are your eyes foggy?

Because you have been mist.

[[Courtesy of chat ;)]]

Vix | 💞 Stalkers |
#39185

Posted 2021-06-23 13:44:10

I just lost to a Charged Lunar Eagle and got Influenza!

I guess it was illeagle.

Vix | 💞 Stalkers |
#39185

Posted 2021-06-24 06:26:51

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the fresh prints

*BA DUM TISS*


Izzy Ca'tuil
#4381

Posted 2021-06-24 11:52:36

LOL I love these, keep them coming!


💜Scouting for Booty💜
#1810

Posted 2021-06-24 11:57:50

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.


Izzy Ca'tuil
#4381

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