Ready Your Tinfoil Hats, Friends!
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Ready Your Tinfoil Hats, Friends!
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Posted 2021-10-14 21:15:31
My dear friends, What I am writing may seem shocking to you, but I ask that you read it through its entirety, as it is the pure, unadulterated truth. We are being fooled by our seemingly benevolent rulers, the admins, better know as THEM™. 2021-10-12 19:19:26: It was a normal day in Wolvden, I had just sent out my second party to hunt when I decided to check through the listed raffles. I was surprised to find a raffle hosted by none other than Michael(#16), a programmer(?SOURCE NEEDED) on the Wolvden team who is know for their pleasant demeaner and quick actions in solving problems from new development updates, but little do we know, they are hiding something! The raffle contained a NBW mela carrier, looking like any typical raffle, just with delightfully easy to produce ticket costs. It was labeled as a "Flash raffle" with siren emojis. I pondered what exactly a "flash raffle" meant for a while, was it an hour? a day? Two days?? but quickly shrugged it off and proceeded unwittingly to sacrifice my healing salves to THEM™. Temptation winning over reason. I soon found out that flash meant around 2 days, as the raffle ended at 2021-10-14 01:22:23. All seemed normal, the raffle had been won by a lucky(???) one of our fellow citizens of Wolvden, who for anonymity sake will not be named. That was until of course, PHASED TWO. 2021-10-14 14:59:38: Today was yet another seemingly normal day in wolvden, I did my exploring then Idly check the raffles, only to find something truly unexpected! Another NBW mela raffle. "But Syn! That's perfectly normal for a player to be raffling off the same kind of prize! " You would think, wouldn't you? That is, until you see the raffles creator! dun dun DUN Katze (#3)! Another, seemingly "delightful" member of Wolvdens team. A community manager who is received with love and affection by the community she runs, but what is she hiding?? Showing up within the same 24 hours that the previous raffle ended her raffle had a similar 2 day time frame! Coincidence??? I THINK NOT. And look! " ⚡ NBW Melanism Carrier ⚡" is the name of the raffle! Do you see that? LIGHTNING BOLTS! What does that imply...? You've got it. Flash. This was another flash raffle of NBW Mela carrier. Friends, this is no mere coincidence. THEY™ are up to something, and we need to find out what before they learn that were on their trail. So I ask you, people of Wolvden, to adorn you tin foil hats. and join me in reconnaissance to find out what the hell is going on here. But be stealthy! Act with caution as we cannot be found out before the time is right! THEY™ will do whatever it takes to cover their tracks. Your friend Syn, Signing out. |
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Posted 2021-12-10 10:09:37
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 ✨Moonshadow {L-Off}✨ #12077 |