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Funniest Things You've Noticed
Posted 2022-01-29 21:34:28
#647723
The first thing to hit me as weird was getting meat chunks from killing another wolf. I guess our packs are like cannibal tribes? The new wolf tail necklaces confirmed my suspicions.

Do pair bonds have weddings? Do the couple sit in the place of honor on top of the carcass while everyone drinks fermented berry juice?

Imaging enemies dropping healing salve were racing home to treat their sick families.

The whole hunting team getting injuries catching a bird. Did someone jump off a cliff and everyone else just followed?

This ugly guy who was the first NBW I found. He looks like my cat when she got into flowers and dyed herself with pollen.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2022-02-01 08:44:02 (edited)
#649569
I always thought that the meat chunks were something the wolf had and dropped after the battle. Though now with all the trophies and decors I really can't get myself to think that way anymore...

Lol, almost all of my paribonds are arranged marriages for the best offspring when the wolves are old. The wolves have retirement and honeymoon at the same time.

That's just sad But my leader does need them also, cause she's always getting into fights.

The critters are quite nasty sometimes. Maybe they have self defense classes? Also I think it's possible that there's some competition in catching the prey, as the hunting page sometimes says that the tram had to go around because of a predator scent.

Hope you kept the NBW! You could have named him after your cat!
Ironacchi
#36921
Posted 2022-02-01 10:31:14
#649786
I actually name them after characters in one of my stories. He got the name of someone really grumpy. And was immediately made a babysitter.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2022-02-01 10:45:55
#649852
No wonder he's grumpy then. First he has fur full of pollen and then he has to pupsit
Ironacchi
#36921
Posted 2022-02-03 15:06:20
#652642
Seeing someone's wolf with fantasy colors and armor, with the note about having diarrhea over it.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2022-02-08 15:28:12
#658103
Just reached the Amazon rainforest and there was snow on the ground. Does not compute.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2022-03-06 14:08:59
#686435
Running into a snow leopard in the North American tundra. Tundra overall is intense. First the serial killer bunny, then a seal threw a dead baby at me.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2022-10-03 13:47:21 (edited)
#845982
The lead's "What a lovely day this is" type comments in the middle of exploring during natural disasters.

All the trades titled "Need Gone." Surely this makes your offer look less valuable? I never check them out.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
#54339
Posted 2024-07-10 15:01:22
#1228666
I think about the same things haha especially enemy wolves dropping chunks of meat

Another thing I've always found funny, and at least a little sus, is doing quests for a snake who doesn't even have a name (unlike Melvin, Herbert, Lillemor, Gene etc." snake is basically like "go catch some fish. I don't even need the fish personally I just want you to catch them" for example
Some people have suggested that the snake and the raccoon are working together, and that somehow the Enclave bear is involved. Only little Melvin seems innocent (and afraid of the snake).

Human enemies sometimes dropping a "boot" as a trophy that you can use for entertainment later lol

And I never get enough of "Your paws are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy... wait what are arms?"

Oh and gifting an Elk Heart to trigger a female to go in heat. "Oh that's such a thoughtful gift! - COME WITH ME. NOW"
🎄𝖋𝖔𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓🎄
#51433
Posted 2024-09-30 12:42:23
#1287331
The new marking Sakiz Mask. All the wolves in my breeding project have Ski Mask in their name.
🍂 Leonca 🐆
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