Wolfshaming

I'm collectively shaming my entire hunting party. If I send them after critters, they lose them. If I send them after large prey, they all get hurt. I've had to give my stalker Honeyheart an Open Wound Salve every day for the last three days.

I also have to shame my lead wolf Darkflame. He's level 9 and he got his entire full HP bar wiped out by a level 1 Blacktail today.

But most of all, I must shame my herbalist Crowflight. I logged in this morning to find that she had gotten the flu, lost all her energy, and infected one of my hunters overnight.

They're all worthless dogs.

My first wolf Azalea is the only one who gets shit done. Any other wolf as a finisher, and they fricken mclose it. She was set up as a stalker at first, but because *SOMEONE IS NOT PULLING THEIR GODDAMN WEIGHT* (stares at Seishin) she had to be changed

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shaming cheese for being smelly

My new hunter's first day on the job is not going well.

EVERYONE else is 100% proficient and the synergy is over 80%. Like come on, buddy, get it together!

The only thing he caught was Ear Mites.

Finally have a nice, full group of hunters. All have compatible personalities and decent stats for their given roles. YET THEY STILL CAN'T CATCH SHIT TO SAVE THEIR LIVES! Like, tf are y'all doing out there?? I know they say they lost the scent and spent the rest of the time tryna pick it back up but I know damn well this is what's actually going on-

They've collectively as a team had ONE successful hunt

I shame my lead wolf who is apparently completely incapable of fighting a black bear. Fight a higher level cougar? Sure, no problem! Higher level wolves? SEND A WHOLE PACK. But one black bear her level or lower? DED. 

D:< Get it together!

I've created more memes to shame my pack. This time in it's entirety:

They've all had a rough day today it seems lol

Today I am shaming Azzo, who can catch boars but not critters, and has needed open wound salve more than my lead who constantly fights bears. Like buddy, come on, a turkey shouldn't be able to gash you open and turn you into swiss cheese. Get it together sweetheart.

However, Azzo did give me Clifford, so I gUeSs hes ok...

First time getting a "kill bears" quest.

EVERY other damn day, I'm running (and avoiding) 50 damn bears a bar.

TODAY? ONE damn bear that was 4 levels over me and, of course, kicked my butt.

Grenn, you're disappointing me, bro. Go find me some damn bears!