God of War
This son of Zeus and Hera used to be inseparable from his helmet and shield. Fought on the side of the Trojans during the war of Troy, but, frankly, has been involved in every minor skirmish since Goldilocks told the three bears that their beds were a little uncomfy.
Now, he spends his days keep the meat in stock for the Illyrians, while trying to keep Athena in a good humour - not an easy task.
