What did you think I'd say to that? Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? They strike to kill and you know I will
"I was just wondering if I could borrow a jiffy of your time? Well, not a jiffy... Did you know a jiffy is an actual measurement of time? It's one-hundredth of a second, so... can you maybe spare a few sequential jiffies?"
"I don't see see the logic of putting a nose-hole in your nose-hole."
"I came out of the womb knowing how to do academic references."