(I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO SHANGE THIS MASTERPIECE)
Swamp snuffler walked through the forest, the leaves below her crunching with delicacy as she walked. She was hungry, possibly even starving. Swamp snuffler suddenly caught a scent, another wolf… companionship!
Swamp snuffler's eyes landed upon Grand Battleseer of the Fourteenth Hour's odd physique with a hopeful look. Grand Battleseer of the Fourteenth Hour wagged his tail in interest, and Swamp snuffler's eyes glistened, a respectful wolf? Was she really not as ugly as she thought? Swamp snuffler had too major brain damage to notice Grand Battleseer of the Fourteenth Hour's disgust, she just wanted a friend, maybe a true love, this was her chance. She politely gave him a lick on the cheek in respect and curiosity, and Grand Battleseer of the Fourteenth Hour sniffed her gently, she felt his nostrils against her fur as he tilted his head sharply and gave a play bow. How cheesy. She thought.
The two bonded for the next few minutes before Grand Battleseer of the Fourteenth Hour looked into her eyes for a long moment, a calm silence surrounding them as the birds began to relax and softly chirp in the distance. It was a beautiful moment, tears came to Swamp snufflers eyes, true love? "You look like swampwater."
They no longer talk. Swamp snuffler wants to go home.
Hunter 
Hunter