Not to be confused with *falcon or *FAELCU (I promise he's not a faelcu)
Falcor's quotes:
"Stay AWAY from my record player!"
"Cigarettes and Valentines for me"
"Want me to play a song for you? 👉👈🥺"
"Let's go knock over trash cans, jump gates, and start a mosh pit!"
"Music is therapy, it nourishes your soul in a way that no therapist, nor even Jesus could."
"So, Gluttony is a sin, but I'm not?!"