"I was in no mood to trifle
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey
What a haul I made that day
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow!"
-"Hunting Song", by Tom Lehrer
"Hunting Song is feasting on a delicious looking bird. You want to share, but they growl as you approach and swallow it in a couple of bites. All theirs, it seems." (8/ 16, 19 /24)
"Hunting Song brings you a gift, commenting that it's only because they didn't need it." (8/17/24)
"You watch as a packmate goes up to Hunting Song and asks for their help with something. Hunting Song refuses, saying they've got better things to do." (8/ 20,21 /24)