Skippy The Dogbeast is a 130-year-old former consultant programmer who enjoys theatre, escapology and Rubix cubes. He is energetic and easily excited, but can also be very mentally unstable and extremely hungry, like, all the time. like he eats WAY too much. i'm talking 3 cheeseburgers in a row BEFORE lunch.
He is a wolf who defines himself as bisexual.
Physically, Skippy is not in great shape. He needs to lose quite a lot of weight. He is very tall with grey fur and grey eyes. He has a lazy eye. Actually they're both lazy. But he can move them well so I don't even know if that counts as lazy. Really it's like chameleon eyes. Independent and multidirectional y'know?
He grew up in a quaint neighbourhood in the coniferous forest. After his father died from a grizzly bear when he was young, he was raised by his mother.
He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a shewolf called Jean Mildred Kelly, who was 6 years older than him. Jean died in 1991.The papers reported the cause of death: 'accident - moose-related'
Some facts about Skippy:
1: he can shoot lasers out his body at will (every pore on his skin can shoot the lasers.)
2: hides in garbage bins frequently (dont worry he showers afterwards)
3: owns an ant farm, except it has no ants in it. i dont know why he even keeps it. he keeps telling me he'll order ants eventually but it never happens.
4: he has a post-graduate degree in computing.
5: he is allergic to almond milk. just the milk though. regular almonds are fine. Doctors say it makes absolutely no sense to be allergic to almond milk and not almonds, and have made the theory that Skippy is so convinced he's allergic to almond milk that his body reacts to it as If he were. 100% psychological but Skippy refuses to believe that. If you try to tell him he's just severely phobic of almond milk to the point his body reacts to it, he will be so mad and not talk to you the rest of the day because its "CLEARLY a real allergy".
6: he is obsessed with organic vegetables. literally will not shut up about them.
7: he wants to be your best friend!
p.s. 2 weeks ago he had a severe reaction after coming into contact with almond milk and passed out and was then hospitalized. upon waking up he was so upset that he was in the hospital (he HATES hospital food) that he ripped the iv out his arm and jumped out of the nearest window using his laserpore beams, landing on a car, a very expensive car, causing him to be a very wanted criminal.
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