Cool Guy Slander

Posted 2024-07-14 13:53:30

#1230664

"I bet you're thinking, 'why the red suit?'. Well… it's so bad guys can't see me bleed!" // "That guy had the right idea! He wore the brown pants."

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 13:54:29

#1230665

OMG I REMEMBER THE BROWN PANTS THING I KEPT THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING WITH IT BUT COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT LINE!!!!

Zambaio
#140406

Posted 2024-07-14 13:54:47

#1230666

"Hey, Francis, how you doin'? You look well rested; like you've been pitching, not catching."

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 13:54:57

#1230667

Oh these are all from memory.

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 13:56:25

#1230668

"Now, I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s…"
(Reaches back, hits Colossus' crotch with his hand. Feels.)
"…Dad?"

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 14:02:46

#1230670

"Ever hear about the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?"
(Colossus, heavy Russian accent) "Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ON switch?"

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 14:04:20 (edited)

#1230671

"Ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler."
(Begins sawing hand off as Colossus drags him away, blood squirts in Colossus' face) "Ooh, yeah, that's the money shot. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 14:06:19

#1230672

(Saws his hand off completely and falls into a garbage truck, scene pans up to Wade's disconnected hand, flipping Colossus off)

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#140056

Posted 2024-07-14 14:09:35

#1230673

Uni at this point Cool Dude is gonna block us from this thread

IT'S OURS NOW QUICKLY PUT OUR CLAIMING FLAG HERE