🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ #140056

SpoilerHi I'm United Healthcare and this is my emotional support hoe



Welcome to my profile!

You may know me as Uni, or United Healthcare if you're American Idiot!

I'm new here, but I LOVE Wolvden. It's definitely a new favorite site of mine, second probably to Dragon Cave! Some favorite interests of mine are art, jewelry-making, and collecting things(which is why I love this game so much!!!)!

I sometimes hold art raffles for wolf headshots, and sometimes participate in others! I'm active about 24/7, and if I don't reply to a message, it's because I'm sleeping. If I don't reply right away, you'll no doubt get an answer by the end of the day. :)

Absolutely OBSESSED with colorbombs and collecting cool patterns, or sometimes I just get sentimentally attached a silly little pup! Adult slots are fewer than my pups, though, so I won't be adopting much. :(

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GOALS:
• Own a Legendary Catch: Axolotl. (0/1)
• Own a Patches: Biewer wolf. (1/1) [COMPLETED]
• OWN A WOLF THAT LOOKS LIKE ABILENE FROM FAYRE EVENT!!! (1/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a wolf with the'Freckles' event marking colored Merged on a brown/chocolate base). (1/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own Wolf: Faelcu! OR Company of Faelcu- Calm or Hostile (0/1)
• Own a carrier wolf. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a wolf with a primary/lethal mutation. (0/1)
• Own a wolf with a secondary mutation. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a T1 wolf. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a T2 wolf. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a T3 wolf. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own a wolf with a special * base. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Have a custom decor of Achilles my Herbalist. (0/1)
• CREATE a custom decor. (0/1)
• Create an Interactive Adoptables thread and get at least 3 customers. (3/3) [COMPLETED]
• Befriend a Chased NBW. (1+/1) [COMPLETED]
• Own one of every mutation. (5/15)
- Own one Patches: Split wolf. (1/1) [COMPLETED]
• Max out adult slots. (39+20 from talents/50+20 from talents)
• Reach Lvl.10. (10+/10) [COMPLETED]
• Reach Lvl.20. (15/20)
• Complete Pair of Lovers quest. (1/1) [COMPLETED]
• Get a Chilling Blue Jays Decor (1/1) [COMPLETED]

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QUOTE WALL:

Hollow Howls (#12130)
" I'm not above murder♥ "

🐀🌻Astrid🌻🐀 (#13846)
" game, i just want to lick some bird shit. is that too much to ask? "

🐀🌻Astrid🌻🐀 (#13846)
" i licked bird shit "

happenstance (#140860)
" also omg I can't wait to lick bird poop "

🏳️‍🌈Pridewhisper🏳️‍🌈 (#128200)
" WHY??????? idk man maybe i wanted to lick some birb poop "

wink (#26881)
" I don't think I'm hitting level 5 before bed but a bitch can try "

yam (#136414)
" Oh baby I got to lick bird poo "

FireTheWolf (#51333)
" @🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) doing gods work in this chat "
[Context:
🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
" @Nothing personal (#71724) nothing personal seems like a very suitable username for you "]

🐾🏳️‍🌈 Xander🏳️‍🌈🐾 (#125948)
" Arson(ignore this please plz please please please) "

🐉🎃CaelumΘΔ Main Ox Fan (#65437)
"I is for I'll call my son Arson "

🧊 Orthrus🧊 (#15164)
" Mod simp "
[Context: to Zambaio]

Zambaio (#140406)
@🐾Brooke🐾 (#40881) why do you keep trying to khaki pant my high knee socks you under priced straw hat

cool guy (#94600)
@🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) ehh they always wanna do the swiggly diggly
[Context: C.AI]

cool guy (#94600)
" 178 brad decors but not a single lady in my dms "

Zambaio (#140406)
" @🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) I CANNOT FIGHT ART "
[Context: Art Fight]

cool guy (#94600)
" I'm the pink power rangee "
2024-04-26 10:00:59
[wasn't here for this]

Zambaio (#140406)
" @TwilightHowler (#26383) that's ok we all discover our color kinks in wolvden "

cool guy(hitaus-quit) (#94600)
" i can be your angle.. or your devl "

cool guy(hitaus-quit) (#94600)
" your not scary your annoying as fuck ♥ "
[Context: TikTok insults]

🦡Ferretwhisper🦡 (#128200)
The existence of winterfat implies the existence of summerskinny

Zambaio (#140406)
" @Cheese Man (#138506) your name is probably the best thing i've seen all day other than my reflection in the mirror "

Zambaio (#140406)
" @blacklight (#131787) raffle your heart and let me win "

Zambaio (#140406)
" @cool guy(hitaus-quit) (#94600) what chapter did i miss for you to identify as an ambulance lights now "

wink (#26881)
" @⛧Cain (#825) don't be silly, artists aren't real "

🌈Rayne🌦Storm⚡️ (#47855)
" It be the dark of the night... toad licking time "

⸸American Idiot⸸ (#141341)
" @🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) why did u ping me twice do i look like a fruity pebble to you? "

💫KasperKat💫 (#128485)
" WHOOOO CATA EVENTTTT *eats an entire mothman* "

cool guy (ignore.) (#94600)
" it's worm time babey!!! "

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(Read down to up)

pea2 (#133971)
" we don't talk about this. "

stingray (#17818)
" who is pea1 "

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~WillO'TheWisp~ (#110617)
" @🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) ok u really needa stop being funny when i have coffee im swallowing "

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From ⸸American Idiot⸸
#141341
42 seconds ago

Aww a nugget cat!

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Leonard did, once. He shit on my mother's foot. He's a ~25lb tuxedo cat that can't roll over.

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cool guy(hitaus-quit) (#94600)
" get better gilrie pop :3 "
[Context: I was sad]

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A conversation about Cool Guy's profile (read down to up):

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
@🍀duckbong2001🍀 ♕ Lupine (#129151) SAID

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
SADILL

🍀duckbong2001🍀 ♕ Lupine (#129151)
its ok take your timer

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
Seas

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
Siad

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
@🍀duckbong2001🍀 ♕ Lupine (#129151) it's gonna get longer. He's saod

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[once again, read down to up]

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
" @Zambaio (#140406) but but it's fingerlicking good "

Zambaio (#140406)
" no i don't like kfc "

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And a favorite quote of my own born from a typo,
" 🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
@🐉🎃CaelumΘΔ Main Ox Fan (#65437) headless horeman "

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Another typo of mine,

🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
" Ugh a Fox and a bison. I don't want those. I want GIZZLY "
[Grizzly. Bear.]

Alternatively,

Zambaio (#140406)
@🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056) bro but you fight gizzly beard everyday for breakfast

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Oh my god Cool Guy fuckin quoted me 💀
" 🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
@[138311] CG just gives overpaid cashier vibes
2024-06-05 18:49:22 "

HE QUOTED ME AGAIN
" 🏳️‍🌈Unidentified🏳️‍⚧️ (#140056)
@[94600] you make me smile
2024-06-19 06:49:18 "

He quoted me again in his lead's bio???😭
" Unidentified (#140056)
@[94600] nothing to do with the conversations at hand, but you remind me of a guy on a Discord server I used to help out on. Chaotic and funny.
2024-05-28 13:44:52 "

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6•6•24 this feels like an accomplishment
"You've received a new friend request from cool guy. View your pending friend requests!"

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Hope anyone who's gotten this far into my profile, and/or anyone else, has a GREAT rest of their day!!<3


Zamboni Zamzam fren :]