🕯⛄🎄Corrupt a Christmas Song🎄⛄🕯

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It's the time of year

For Holiday cheer!

Corrupt all the songs

that you hold dear!
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Technically, you can use any holiday song you wish.

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🎶 Dashing through the snow, while egging people's dens🎶

🎶Over the fields we go, robbing all the hens!🎶

🎶Bells on bobtails ring- because we tied them tight🎶

🎶Oh the chaos that we bring, on our rowdy romp tonight!🎶

This is not a well-known song- it's called Hannukah Oh Hannukah, it's pretty good! If you want to listen to it

Hannukah oh Hannukah

Come light up the forest

Let's have a fire, it will be enormous!

Gather round the woodlands, let's give them a spark

Our hu-u-uge bonfire will light up the dark!

And while it is burning,

The mo-on is dipping low!

In morning's light, you'll cry (without delight)

This is nothing like it was long ago!

Grandma got chewed on by a Wolf
Walking home from our den Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Tala
But as for me and grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinking too much sheep blood
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her flea remedy
And she staggered out the cave into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had a clump of fur on her forehead
And incriminating tooth marks on her back

Tala ate Grandma's leg and two fingers. 

If you can't guess, the song is grandma got run over by a reindeer by Elmo & Patsy