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My dog never calls fighters.
Well, we lost the squirrels somewhere, lmao. And the dog is a strong and independent woman. :))

A crow caws in the distance.

There.

That's all that was left. only translated it three times. lol.

Remus the Goat is in a pickle.

The goat ship in SALSA.

Gradually watermelon 

Yard end

He wielded a sword of light to banish the darkness in his homeland.

"When he lightly swung his sword to clear the darkness of his house"

Not bad, even tho I translated it like 6 times xD

"Let them take everything you have" 

"Let them be all of you."

"Blood forms branches in the water"

blood form

my midterm exams are killing me this week.

The murder charges continue this week.

(._. well then)

Seeing christmas lights will always make me happy

I am always happy about the Christmas lights

(That didn’t change much...)

Do you wanna build a snowman?

“rebuilding the class”

there’s a snake in my boot