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“Cross my heart with the hope of death and nail it to my eyes”

French fries are my favorite junk food.

My heart is a favorite food. (I don’t even wanna know XD)

My dog is slobbering on my eyelids.

"The dog paints my eyelids"

(Editing cuz I thought of a better sentence)

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

We stan a good The Silence of the Lambs reference.

He put the cream on the skin or took the tube back.
Hmm, not too terrible, honestly; expected something funnier, though.

"The world is teeming with unnecessary people."

“A world full of people is important.

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen.

Still a bright snowy mountain, luxurious, but no foot.

Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!

"Yes, there are no teeth or bumps, so be prepared"

(Just because my kid watched this today)

Flower gleam and glow
Let your powers shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine…

"The beads are bright
Shine with your strength
Back in time
What happened today..."

All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us.

We have to decide it for you.

Translating things into different languages is very interesting!

Je! Is translation of such a language necessary?

Sixty square meters of heaven on earth, a tiny wooden paradise