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Six square meters of land - a small wooden paradise.
Hmm, seems like sixty is too much for Google Translate... you only get six, whoops.

"Live or die, make your choice."

Somewhat less poetic: "Choose, move or die."

'Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was peaceful, not even a mouse.

Even before the Christmas decorations, alcoholics cannot keep quiet.

The sun hung low in the sky, casting long shadows and giving the prey more room to hide.

Alto provides shade the sun provides outside in winter.

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean XD

But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

"Do you remember the famous pig"

Wha- ok

You drop down to a play bow in front of the wolf. They immediately join you and returns the bow!

"You catch game in front of a dog. They will immediately go with you and honor you again!"

Am I pretty enough to love back? No, not yet.

"Am I crazy? a." 

XD um... ok

a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Much time has passed now, but only with you in the Milky Way. (Sounds about right.)

My face looks like a toaster streudel

Like eye cake.

"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."

“Do not decide the next day. What can you do the next day?”

huh

Sadly your Wolf has died.