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I live in Spain, but S. is calm.

like this one ngl

also love that toe fungus turned into fungus on my finger

"Don't kiss me, I'm actually not Irish."

"Don't kiss me, I'm not an Ant."

Or!

"Kiss me, I'm not a dove"

The house building theme from red dead redemption two is amazing, and makes me want to build a gosh darn house!

The house building theme for Red Dead Redemption Two is exciting and I want to build a f-cking house!

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I love playing this internet wolf game !

"I want to play this game online"

(Because my roommate is playing it right now) 

My mother told me
Someday I would buy
Galleys with good oars
Sail to distant shores

My mother told me

One day I will buy

Bile with good paddles

Sail to remote beaches I will break your kneecaps.

" I break my knee. " 

The ocean sings its eternal requiem but it does not sing for me.

The sea always sings history, but I don't.

The pizza is there on the wolf itself!

Pizza is in the fox! 

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.

“Three more trees were planted outside the south“

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it’s wings.