Looking for someone to write my wolves' biography/s
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Looking for someone to write my wolves' biography/s
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Posted 2021-10-19 12:23:19 (edited)
goffy gemaskerd crepe everest mercury purity crusty chicken obstagoon ok so this is kind of a weird request, but i have quite a few wolves that i've been wanting to give bios but im burnt out and have no ideas for their biographies. i'm not big on lore, in fact i dislike it for something like WD because its hard to keep track of. so here's what i'm looking for: i would love for anyone to write bios for one or more of my wolves. i wanna see satire, cringe, and grotesque biography content. anything you think would make someone absolutely hate or fall in love with the wolf. an example of a bio i want would be this: he growled as thunder struck...the sound crashed through the field...he roared and spit poison onto his neemy....his name is cutthroat. dont get on cutthroats bad side...hes so bad he doesnt care who he hurts or even kills...he remains calm and always has a face like :/....he doesnt show emotion...he is the only dragon fit to lead. he is a leader. he doesnt take no for an answer....dont tell him no or else u wont wake up tomorrow...cutthroat isnt called cutthroat for nothing....hahaha.... anyway...cutthroat walked up to the acid covered opponent...and then he smirked. he walked away as the acid ate away the rivsl dragons face...to reveal his skull. thos was his 7000th kill, his lucky number....now he gets more luck with kills...thats his other ability THIS is top tier poetry. THIS is the kind of lore i need for my pack; epic, godlike, cringe-worthy crap. i don't care how long you make it as long as its around the example's length. thanks :D if you are skilled in this area, i can offer you basically anything from this list: ◽healing salve ◽bone ◽large branch ◽large rock ◽large leaf ◽food (i have too much) ◽recipe: cozy nest ◽amusement items (name how many uses u want) ◽SC (name your price, cant be over 200 SC tho) reply to this thread or PM me if you wanna do it! :D you can choose which wolf you'd like to write a bio for |
 meevinn #30804 |
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Posted 2021-10-20 09:09:45
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 Kumniver #3320 |
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Posted 2021-10-20 09:18:15
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meevinn #30804 |
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Posted 2021-10-20 20:19:23
Also for foods. my pack are horrible hunters |
Kumniver #3320 |
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Posted 2021-10-20 21:03:18
and ofc, cant relate mine are great 
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meevinn #30804 |
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Posted 2021-10-22 20:30:11
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 stringworms #44983 |
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Posted 2021-10-23 11:44:45
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meevinn #30804 |
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Posted 2021-10-23 11:49:00
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stringworms #44983 |
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Posted 2021-10-23 11:52:56
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meevinn #30804 |
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Posted 2021-10-27 09:09:05 (edited)
Over in the land of annoying misfits Best way to get outta cold* saskatoon? She pulled one over on all the dimwits Together with the local racoon A counterfeit crime she commits Golden cones in trade for fake doubloons One betrayal later finds her the nitwit On trial since her word they impugn Now she's left hoping the jury acquits *drops mic* i am the lyrical genius of our generation also very little rhymes with obstagoon or misfits. >_> *edited to remove a word that is both a euphemism for a buttock, and a word for a donkey, because I don't remember the rules for profanity on the forum. :O |
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