"just take him off my hands"

I just saw a trade called "just take him off my hands." It was for a puppy, and I can't stop laughing, because now I'm picturing a bedraggled, exhausted pupsitter with the look of someone who has Seen Some Shit™ growling, "Just take him off my paws," as a puppy gnaws on his ear or something.

10/10 trade title, OP.

Lowkey I'm on the verge of naming some trades that ahaha. I already named one 'take them!'

There was one that had me in tears laughing called "YEET THE CHILD". 

Please find it omfg.

I mean it isn't exactly the same but I have two right now ... 
I left them as surprises lol .
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I'm crying I-

I think the child was indeed yeeted but I did save a screenshot of the masterpiece. 

I- the name. Crust. 

Are you telling me this person doesn't like crust

So they yeeted the crust?

there was a trade for a single large branch called "the tree i played in the school musical" and it was hilarious

I once saw a trade just called "May I offer you an egg in this trying time" and all it conained was a single chicken egg

Also, I named one of my trades just that "just take him off my hands" (or somehting similar, I can't remember) as well so that's hilarious