Wolfshaming

Shaming an NBW I'm gonna chase today for joining my pack last night... with influenza. Someone didn't get the memo on social distancing.

Agreed @ Toska, lmao. I love the idea of my herbalist and Herbert sitting around like 'Hmm... this sure is a wound, that is open...... what could it be...........'

My herbalist was like  I'm starving, feed meeee... Fed her and... she got freaking ear mites! No, Cosette the quarantine cave was NOT meant for you. https://www.wolvden.com/wolf/321714 Shame on you.

" HI, I'M TOGO! I'm the leader of an entire wolf pack but am also constantly losing fights to enemies lower-levelled than I am and devouring all Gray's healing salves while simultaneously refusing to stop losing HP to thorns, frostbite, and other small explore encounters! :D "

My experienced hunting party came back with one open wound and one case of ticks. They didn't even catch the critter. WHAT DID THIS QUAIL DO TO YOU

I’m just going to shame my herbs boi, Moss.

This bish can’t scout new herbs for the life of him. What, are Winterfats too hard for you? You just want to pick flower-lookin’ herbs like Dandelions and Arnica? I swear I’m going to freakin’ chase him, just like the last herbalist- One mOre dandelion, and I will screech. O n e. M o r e. TRY MEEEE-

also, A quick mocking of Moss-

“Henlo! Me ish Moss- I think.. I do the herby thingy! I love Dandelions! I hab obsession wit em! I wuv em’ so mush... I could marry dem if I cwould! -To me- Owowowowowoo lookie! I brought a herby that is not Dandelions, weik ywo asked! Wannan kwo what it ish? Ish aRnIcA, my SECOND favwite fwowrr! Yaaaaaay! Did I twell yoush I wuv fwowrrs? Wait, ywo wanted something for poopies cure? I’m sowwy, but I don’t want to get anything else :(“

(Hhhh I still love him even if he absolutely sucks at scouting for herbs.)

Shaming my mature hunting party again. How did ALL 5 OF YOU get injured and lose 4 to 5 HP on the same hunt?! Did you all find, like, a really steep cliff and just decide to leap off it all at once to see if you'd get hurt?! Was it some kind of injury pact?? hOW?!?

In other news, in the last 3 days I've had to use healing salves on 2 hunters. D:<

Shaming my entire hunting party for having 100% proficiency and synergy and yet completely forgetting how to hunt overnight as soon as fall came. I'm particularly shaming Sun Claw for constantly letting prey go and getting hurt and needing four open wound salves thus far. Ever since fall came they've caught less prey than my other hunting party with two wolves, low synergy and low proficiency.

Dear Finisher in my hunting group,

Your butt is at 100% proficiency and 100% Synergy. Stop letting all the food get away! Lazy bones!

I’mma real quick shame all the wolves I had to chase yesterday for always wasting my food and toys.

CAN Y’ALL STOP GETTING SO HUNGRY EVERY FIVE SECONDS?

like, jeez... they also kept getting SUPER BOREED for some reason- can y’all just do your own thing-?

ah well it’s going to be great for my pack’s lore so either way I’m fine with it

Lol Baby, that's a mood for sure. I imagine it like this:

Wolves: pack leader we're bored

Leader/mom: then go do something

Wolves: but we don't wanna, we want you to play with us

Leader: well I'm busy, so just go play

Wolves: but leeeaaaaderrrrrrr-

Leader: I don't care, just go outside and play and don't come back until dinner! >:(