Wolfshaming

Dear Scout,

Please get some dang stats on Rescouting. I'm begging you. I'm trying to get your Wisdom up to Scout the Glacier. Help me out, girl!

What up, here to shame my new alpha who has managed to low-roll every befriending interaction EXCEPT for the times we pick the wrong option. At which point she excels in going above and beyond to nail the worst impression, and just cost us a gorgous shaded boy with her lack of social skills.

here to shame my dumb fuck of a herbalist who doesnt seem to know what dandelions are. like isnt it supposed to be common??? stop bringing me berries and get a mf dandelion. please.

also my lead who lost like half his health to a level 1 wolf this morning. like cmon dude, latch already!!!

"Hello!! My name is Røkr, and I've gotten myself sick countless times from licking toads. I still haven't learned my lesson after being poisoned. And I'm supposed to be the LEADER of Raven's Path."

Shoutout to my 475 stat Level 11 finisher who got an open wound from a pheasant.

Shout out to my 100% synergy hunting team (Dugr, Elding, Feldr, Jaðarr, Mergr) losing the prey almost every hunt when there's a hunting quest active!

Shaming my entire hunting team for catching something in one of twelve hunts since I added a new wolf.  I did have to swap out one conflicting personality but really it's ridiculous that my lead can get more food exploring than an entire days worth of hunts.

I feel that.

Yes, my Stalker is still "in training"(he's at around 50% Proficiency) but everyone else has 100% Proficiency and the Synergy is over 80%.

And yes, it is winter...

But still, 2 successful hunts out of 12 is just sad, wolves. You disappoint me.

I’m just going to shame my sweet pastel girlie Mamey.

you have not been able to help finish the prey because it keeps “slipping away”

what kind of excuse is that? Do I need to move you back to being a pupsiter? No, right?

✨ Then do your damn mfing job, please ✨

Another shout out to my 100% synergy hunting team. They haven't been on their best game today!