Wolfshaming

Hunter is ironically my worst hunter. He’s the finisher and is always the one who fails the hunts. Even my new chaser who had zero proficiency succeeds better. I almost feel bad for him.

Gotta shame my own lead wolf Echeveria for being hopeless at befriending pretty lady wolves 😔 Echeveria please.

Could my lead wolf stop apparently finding knife-sized thorns, please? How the heck does a THORN take 4 HP? Getting bitten by a coyote can do less damage!

Connemara has managed to let the prey slip for ALL hunts of two days in a row. On the third day she caught three things: 2 rabbits and influenza. 

My pack is torturing me and trying to tempt me to break my plan of only the lead pair mating.

EVERY dang female I have is in heat!

My boys are literally incapable of bringing back a meal without the girls who are both on a break because they're preggers lol

I'm gonna shame my ENTIRE main hunting pack. All of 'em. They're higher level, higher stat, more experienced, AND have better synergy than the incomplete pack of 4 wolves I threw together to train up and sell...and yet, statistically, the younger, newer, less skilled, lower-leveled, smaller, weaker pack is more successful in terms of # of hunts vs # of actual kills.

They should all be ashamed of themselves. >:O

EDIT: Bakusatsu the last line of your post actually made me laugh, hahaha. Awww. She's not a GREAT finisher...

Tch...[listens to nine inch nails] [looks at nine inch nails on fingers]

I'm really good hunter...the prey is blinded by my optimally designed piss colored coat (expensive genetics designed by NASA) before they even have a chance to react...in fact it's so powerful they just disintegrate and we never bring anything home at all

@Keld lol I'm glad! After she kept going like that I put her as scout. MUCH better (till she got sick there too... )

Your rookie pack clearly wants to show the big ones how it's really done!

Can we just collectively shame all herbalist wolves? What's the point, you see tons of open wounds and runny poops on the daily and you STILL need Herbert to correct you and diagnose the pack? 

WHY ARE YOU HERE? Out here with the cure for distemper and the common cold but can't tell if someones got a boo boo from hunting without help? Pack it up buddy!