TALA IS A HACKER AND CIA AGENT!

Now hear me out, Tala seems very friendly but think about it, she can seemingly teleport, cause things to happen instantly, like making our wolves give birth, making nesting material appear out of thin air plus have you seen that damage counter?

I'm just saying. I'm calling hacks

Edit: I've just been informed that Tala was indeed the imposter. I should have known.

- Eifiekatx44

i agree. She is a hacker. Next one!

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Tala is a frucking CIA agent! Like the way she acts, no. There's no doubt that she's one. Every time the questing snake asks you to do a quest, she appears at your den and goes: "HELLLLLLOOOO! To do this quest which nobody ever told me to help you with you hav ego go to blah blah blah." Also the fact that she knows exactly where your den is located in hundreds acres of the biome you chose. She also is like a god because she can heal you completely. 

- Broken Promises ~ L-On

see she is like a cia agent. Next one!

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this is all true...

this is why we can't have nice things smh 

I don't intend to be rude, but at this point I find it most helpful to be constructive of your mindset on Tala-an NPC in the game meant to be a guide for new players.

I must say, if this is a joke, do mention that or indicate it with a /j somewhere in your post so that people don't find you to be an immature 12 year old. If not, take every single word I type with a tablespoon of salt.

Tala, if you were to make a "theory" out of it, would most likely be a spirit if anything, not a CIA agent. Claiming she's a CIA agent indicates that she's an American, which cannot be confirmed. Find me her birth certificate and then perhaps we shall consider her being American. Tala is art of a black wolf with brown eyes made up of a mash of coding, which is 0's and 1's for those who don't know, that is meant to guide new players through the tutorial as well as certain "unique" quests. Do not try and make her seem as more than this. She's a lovely NPC who is very helpful and doesn't need to be mocked. The devs worked hard on her coding and for what? For you to shit on their work with this? 

I really hope you evaluate your mindset and think "am I being normal or am I being an absolute buffoon?" before posting anything.

Please take a break from all digital things, and go turn off your brain, wait 10 seconds, and turn it on again in hopes that you'll start working properly once more. Thank you and have a good day.

Best regards - mr man

hi there mr. man! this is in response to your, ahem, not so nice post above.

First of all, CIA agents just work for the us. im pretty sure you can be of other nationalities.

second of all, of COURSE we know that she isn't real, and that she isn't a cia agent. We are just having some fun. we would appreciate (and i think i can speak for all of us tala head canon makers out there) if you didn't just go ahead and insult us. If anyone is being rude and shitting on other people's work, its you. By making headcanons about Tala, we are showing that we appreciate her.

Now, i don't know if you're just an asshole all the time, or if you just happen to be having a bad day, but if you really feel the need to call us buffoons, and tell us what to do, maybe you should take a break from the internet. if you want, i can find you some guided meditation scripts. Maybe that will help you calm down? But please do not just go around criticizing us because you dont believe in making headcanons of npcs. In fact, if you really dont like it, WHY are you looking at something in the wolvden theories section? (Which was put there by the creators of this game so it would seem that they do want our theories about Tala and other npcs.)

TL; DR: we know that we are being unrealistic, but you are the one being a jerk and please stop

Sincerely,

Chaos the Demon

what are you a sheriff? mind ya business

Aight y'all need to calm down. All of you. I don't care who started it, calling each other assholes and mocking each other isn't the way to go. She's an NPC. she exists. cool and good. don't fight over a wolf picture thanks :')

To be fair, this is the Internet. mr man was probably just concerned that this person actually meant this theory, as there are people out here that make theories of this caliber that are 100% serious and it can be difficult to spot if a thread like this is meant to be a joke or not unless confirmed that it is all in good fun, or meant to be taken seriously.

am i like missing something AGSHFGHSFHG

is everyone in on a joke to act literal and serious or are there a lot of people that don't seem to understand the initial post is a joke. it's clearly written tongue-in-cheek? especially the comment on "hacks" etc.. im so confused honestly