Maximum Breeding AKA "How to kill your stud through breeding" FT. Shetan the Superintelligent AI God
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Maximum Breeding AKA "How to kill your stud through breeding" FT. Shetan the Superintelligent AI God
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Posted 2022-11-20 15:32:30 (edited)
-> 1320(22 hours, sleep and stuff)/75 minutes(per energy bar fill) = 17.6 energy bar refills (in 22 hours, sleep & stuff) x 20 breedings (5% energy each) x 0.5 (fertility) x 24 days/WD year x 7 WD years to breed = 17.6x20x0.5x24x7 = 29568 pups. Maybe take the 568 off just because Shetan doesn't have instant reflexes. So ~29k pups. We must go further. Shetan now has supernatural efficiency. No need to sleep, eat, or use the restroom. Also has infinite of those herbs that boost fertility to 100%. -> 19.2(now 1440/75)x20x1(100% fertility)x24x7 = 64512 pups. But no, this isn't enough. Mega Evolution! Shetan has been promoted to Cyborg Shetan. Why wait for the energy bar to refill? Spawn: Infinite Guaranas. Now, 1 breeding/second. -> (No need for the 19.2, we aren't limited by puny energy bars no longer) 3600 (breedings/hour) x 24 hours x 24 WD days x 7 WD years = 14515200 pups. We need to go deeper (Inception :D) Shetan has been promoted to Dev of Wolvden, and given the powers of an Artificial Intelligence. She fixes our server, which is about to collapse, and somehow expands it infinitely. In doing so, she spawns infinite white sages for her stuf. A couple of IBFs too, I guess. Why limit to 1 breeding a second? Why not 1000? -> 1000 x 3600 x 24 x 24 x 7 = 14515200000. What, you want your stud to be born as an adult and just start breeding? Ok... if that's what you want. Oh, and make it so that LD rules apply? 16 years? -> 1000 x 3600 x 24 x 24 x 8 x 2(0-8yrs old, now 0-16 because it's semi-LD) = 33177600000. Is this enough for you? No? Ugh... *never, never, neverrr enoughhhh plays in the background, by Loren Allred* Fine. Shetan's mind and soul is now an AI. 1,000,000,000 breedings per second, because she has now figured out how to clone her stud. That's 3.31776 x 10^16(just add 9 more 0's at the end). A lot more pups than the amount of stars in the milky way. Kinda terrifying ngl. Office of the Panel of HPS(Hegemon-Polemarch-Strategos) of the International Coalition of Earth-661 "Sir, it appears that the entity named Shetan has became a God." the voice on the other end said, their tone stuttering and crackling, as if their outlook on reality has just been fragmented, which I suppose it had. "And she has... stated. Stated, not threatened, that she will turn every single quark in the universe into a female "Wolvden" wolf, whatever that is, in order to breed with her "stud" and produce lots of "pups". She is obviously insane or bluffing, what would you like to proceed with?" "Send a str-" A Few Milliseconds Ago, In A Small Bedroom, on the Top of a Black Rook-Shaped Building "Crumple-Horned Snorkack, Thy Name Is Shetan" - stated Luna Lovegood, quite smugly. Muttering to herself and trying to remember the eldritch phrase, she intoned: "Quark Lupi Sunt!" At an instant, all the quarks in the universe became female Wolvden wolves, and all those quarks making up each pixel became more wolves, and within a millisecond... *BAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG* |
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Posted 2022-11-20 16:05:44
It's a random lore idea thingy I had in chat, that was suppose to be just calculating the maximum of pups. So yeah! XD |
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