Dark Breath

~Name(s) : Cain, Cainoli, Grandpa, Grumpy Old Man, Oi Stupid!, Hey you, Dammit Cain

~Pronouns : He, They, Mutant alien lamp monster

~Likes : Meri, Spouse, Friendos, Money, Great Tits, Tacos, Alani Nu (try these, they are delicious...), Gazing upon art, Getting up to shenanigans, Zombies, Roleplay

~Dislikes : Begging, Homo/Trans/Etc-Phobics, Jeans (aka awful leg torture devices), Adulting (someone else do my laundry.... please?), Ridiculous or attention seeking trends, Crude or gross conversations meant to shock people

~Discord : I do have discord and I use it daily so it is a great way to get in touch with me if I am not rolled over or something. If you'd like to add me, just PM me and ask

Question : I see you are going to chase -this RnC pup-, can I have it instead?
Answer : No, you can't. Welcome to my block list

Question : Can you give me some food / toys / medicine / money?
Answer : No. If I wanted to give you something, I'd send it over without being asked. Welcome to my block list.

Question : I have -this wolf-, would you like to buy it?

Answer : Nope. If I did, I'd have searched it in the trading center and purchased it or made an offer on it.

Question : How much SC/GC do you have?
Answer : Some...

Question : {Messaging about an item currently in a raffle} Would you trade -this item- for -this item-?
Answer : ...you want me... to take an item OUT of an active raffle... and trade it to you instead? Just.... go away...