The Crockpot

You walk into your kitchen, and a large pot—wait, no, a crockpot—stands before you on the counter. As you approach the 2-quart classic stainless steel slow cooker with 3 manual heat settings, model CPSCRM20-S, 9.9" L X 8.3" W X 7.9" H, weighing 5 pounds, going for only 15.99 at your local target, you see something.. an entire pack of wolves is cooking inside!