Twister #78417

Once upon a time wolves ruled the world's of the basement the 5 basements were dark and silent silent but peaceful But one day a giant came out of the shadows and swore"my ass crack smells like Cheese!!!"the wolf of darkest basement dis agreed and the 160000 wolves of the basement was at war with the giant cheese of the ass crack "YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR WIVES" screamed the one of the wolves of the lightest basement "ONLY IF I CAN SLEEP WITH HER" yelled the other wolf of the lightest basement
The giants of the cheese
disliked these ideas killing wives and sleeping with them sounded just wrong so he summoned the lightning basement to deliver the trucks of the inocent bodies of drowned children as punishment and when the wolves of the lightning basement refused he screamed "MONKEY POX" and cast a evil spell that destroyed the basements
And now wolves live in packs blame the giants