ABOUT ME!!!

I mean obviously about me,, cool guy

WASSUP!! the names cool guy your friendly..? chatter!! if your viewing my profile you probably found me in 3 ways! one, you saw me in chat, two you saw me in forums three you looked up my stud! there is probably a 4th opt but I don't know I'm just cool guy U_U now a little bit about me below!

I'm a afro latino native American for one pretty cool if I say so myself!! i love my ocs ALOT (if you cant tell,,) and I'm a certified cool guy (I have been decreed this by the cool guy nation!!!)

Small adder stories

Adder sat in a tree. Adder liked sitting in trees, it was quite fun hissing at things from in a tree. One day adder fell out his tree, It was not a fun day. Adder also proceeded to bite 5 people that day. He also stole a fish from an overgrown badger. Day 2 of adderlife Today adder had gotten lost in a swamp. He didn't like water, it was wet. He managed to scramble up a tree and look around at his surroundings. In the distance they spotted an odd sight...a raccoon. He approached it. The raccoon turned its head to look at them. "I sell stuff- your want to buy stuff yes?" raccoon said as the stuck their head in a jar. Adder took this opportunity and swatted the raccoon aggressively with their tail. *continuation* The raccoon ran off in sheer terror. Adder then rifled through the raccoons belongings. He put a gold chain around his neck despite not having opposable thumbs. They also found lots of candy canes- they ate them all. Then adder decided to leave he swamp. After much walking adder reached a cabin. He walked up to the door and sneezed on it loudly. An odd looking old lady opened the door, she gazed down at adder. She then spoke in an odd accent. Adder didn't understand it but....she was very obviously a witch so it was perfectly fine to follow her inside. continue Adder sat on the floor. The nice witch had let him inside. The hut was surprisingly roomy- it had a nice fur carpet on the ground a cauldron in the corner a table and chairs in the other corner. Adder was getting bored of the carpet. So he leaped onto the table and butt dragged all over it. The witch hit him with a broom- sending adder flying through the wall. The force of the hit sent him flying over the swamp and into the desert. Suddenly he began loosing altitude. His butt and tail skidded along the rough desert terrain he yowled as he was currently on fire- when he finally came to a stop most of his fur had ben singed off. "meep meep" a roadrunner said from nearby. "SNARLLL" adder snarled. The roadrunner did a funky dance and then exploded. Adder spent and hour breakdancing afterwards. Adder then jumped on a cactus. Then fell off the cactus. Cactuses are pain. Adder looked up and loudly yelled "BLEEEEP" they then got to their paws. Adder looked around before spotting a tumble weed. He grabbed it- and shredded it out of frustration. He didn't know why he was mad. He then exploded The end

• adder is my oc and pride and joy
• you should totally write adder doing dumb things
• adder can backflip
• adder has extreme homosexual urges

reminders: Cloudy ☁ #141359 -- owes me 30 gc by December 25, 2024 Hatter| "I eat amylog #147572 — owes me 36 gc by December 25th, 2024 Amy is seasick-crocodile #91390 — owes me 10k word writing about adder (paid)