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Posted 2 days ago
'look at him- HE IS PERFECT BEHOLD" Amy said beaming at the pup. ".......Your...positive about that..." Killian growled slightly. Apollo flinched away from the cold glare. "YES- apollo sit!" Apollo fell backwards on his butt, "good- apollo, dance!" Apollo spun in a circle- before getting dizzy and falling over. "hm...apollo do a cool trick!" Apollo sat up and then walked around on his hind legs. "SEEE he is PERFECT" Amy barked estaticly. Killian blinked "er Amy, I don't think we should choose and heir based on their ability to look like an idiot." he sighed. "booo, buzz kill- would you rather we have me- "NO" Killian interrupted. "....if I'm being honest none of our pups are particularly capable..." Amy shrugged. "..........I meannnnnnnnnn......we could......" killian said in an extremely dragged out whine. "nope nope nope- well unless you wish to be the on having the six kids this time, and then nursing them, and then giving mental support to them and having to be a role model to both genders because their dad is a recluse." Amy growled batting a paw at him. "I mean you don't have to do all that." Killian shrugged slightly flinching away. "either your implying I don't have to give mental support or show affection....or your implying I X out some of our pups." she says flatly. "I- DIDNT SAY EITHER OF THOSE- we could've...adopted!" he says nervously. "I hereby adopt apollo- Killian spend time with your new son, I....I need to go attack a mountain lion to deal with my emotions." Amy sighed sprinting off. "dam- wait- I probably shouldn't instill my personality into you, your new so you haven't been polluted! Rule one: never repeat any unknown words you hear from me....now lets...hm um...what do you like to...do for fun??? what do pups do for fun...?" Killian said trailing off in thought. "Ah- I know, pups like...um....I need some help here- HEY YOU OVER HERE NOW" Killian yelled at some nearby adols. The adols looked amongst eachother trying to decifer who he was talking to, they eventually decided to all respond. EmoWalker, kip, mackerl'o, and dash. "oi mackerl'o! you integrated with he cool adols- good job...er....I'm trying to be involved."Killian said awkwardly. Mackerl'o started blankly at him, "oh- right do any of you know what's cool for young adols and pups?" Killian said casually. "er I don't know... we kinda just...spy on wolves so..." emowalker shrugged. "....I mean when I was younger I used to like to run into walls and try to backflip off of them- actually I still do that...its cool" kip barked brightly. "...emowalker stop that, and kip- that is a fabulous Idea....infact....here you teach Apollo how to do that! oki- I order you to do this since I'm your king- byee" Killian said quickly as he sprinted off before they could respond. |
 Amylog-"a lil irish🍀" #91390 |
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Posted 1 day ago
Amy flicked an ear irtibly "Your point...?" she sighed. "maybe...you could just..oh I dont know...TALK ABOUT THINGS- instead of attacking mountain lions." Reed said waving his paws. Dawnray nodded rapidly "mhmmhm", "and anyway as you age bones aren't that quick to heal anymore." reed said bluntly. Amy squinted at him "so....are you going to fix my leg orrrrr......." she growled. "well when I learn the magic used to heal bones I'll be sure to let you know." Reed said sarcastically. "we could just make a cas- "SHHH I'm trying to teach her a lesso- "I can hear you both, your talking Infront of me" Amy barked. Reed slapped his face with a paw. "ok- but as I was saying.......perhaps you should leave the wildlife alone- "no" Amy interrupted. "right....well do you have to go after larger animals....I mean what's the point??" reed sighed. "....I am not obligated to answer anything" Amy announced loudly. "right..okay.....well at the very least try to be more careful- you broke your leg and displaced a shoulder blade I think." reed shrugged. "not to mention the scars" dawnray interrupted. "yes....so from now on you have a permanent limp! even if the leg heals!" reed yipped. "well that sucks- now I can only disembowel turtles, booo" amy sighed. |
Amylog-"a lil irish🍀" #91390 |