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Cool Guy Slander

Posted 2024-07-14 10:18:03
#1230483
yall are eating and leaving no crumbs and i'm worried for my precious existence so i think i'll go back to organizing my den *makes cool exit* 		Zambaio
#140406
Posted 2024-07-14 10:19:37
#1230484
I bet Cool Guy watched that tutorial on how to open a door because he was unironically stuck in a room after the previous "How to Close a Door" video.
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#140056
Posted 2024-07-14 10:27:37
#1230486
i bet cool guy laughs at a golf ball being dropped
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#141341
Posted 2024-07-14 10:28:04 (edited)
#1230487
I bet Cool Guy dropped the ball.

(Who's gonna be the one to say it?)
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#140056
Posted 2024-07-14 10:53:38
#1230492
i bet cool guy doesn't know what that means and is going to look it up
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#141341
Posted 2024-07-14 10:56:42
#1230493
I bet Cool Guy washes the spice off of chips in the sink before eating them to be "healthy".
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#140056
Posted 2024-07-14 10:57:25
#1230494
I bet cool guy eats cupcakes with the wrapper still on them.
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#141341
Posted 2024-07-14 10:58:49 (edited)
#1230496
I bet Cool Guy uses strange Tumblr curses ("I'll steal all but one of your teeth", "I'll fill your lungs with urine", etc.) unironically. (Not my best work)
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#140056
Posted 2024-07-14 11:03:42
#1230498
Cool guy is a toe eyed piece of cabbage
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#141341
Posted 2024-07-14 11:28:58
#1230513
Cool Guy eats dog food. (I'm just straight insulting now lmfao.)
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